Unbalanced Humors' very own Simon Adams, illustrator of Abner Greene, the world famous Batbat, and "The Donkey and the Elephant" now has his own website that features an impressive portfolio of his previous work. Also, there's partial nudity in a handful of drawings, if the other stuff doesn't sell you on it.					Brilliant. For a guy with no arms, Homestarrunner is really freakin' cool.
					If you've ever played a video game on a PC, please go to this site as soon as you possibly can. It's an offshoot of Homestarrunner, and ostensibly they make all the video games you can play on Homestarrunner.com. Very funny. You are a dork if you visit this site, though. Don't be ashamed. Embrace it.
Ted, Tom, and Chris make funny short movies and put them online for you to enjoy. The least you can do is go to their website.
					It's got ninjas. I really shouldn't say much more than that. Read the hate mail.
Nazdak is an internet superhero. He loves children and animals. He has an official website, and he's there most of the time. If he's not, he's probably out getting groceries and he should be back soon.
					The best news show on television. Hands down.
My buddy Greg belongs to a rock band called Sad Marvin. That name's a Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy reference, for those of you non-dorks out there. Go to the website, listen to some tracks, then purchase their album. Do this, or else Greg will guilt me to death, and then he'll come after you.
					Comedy Central's home page for the TV show of a real American hero, Stephen Colbert. The second two T's in "The Colbert Report" are silent, just so you know. Not the first one, however. That's a dipthong.
Portland, Maine's very own online alternative newspaper. Also available quarterly on actual paper!
					Contrary to what you may be thinking, this site is not actually about an onion. It's a fake newspaper, silly!
Dan Cook grew up in the house next to mine in Calais, Maine. His website used to be a gallery for his (super-cool) artwork, and over time it's morphed into a blog for video game designers. It gets a bit techinical, but his essays are always interesting, especially if you like video games.
					Generate your very own Wu-Tang Clan name! Use it wisely, soldier.
						So there's these newfangled things called "podcasts". Apparently, you can listen to them on your pod, if you have one. I just use my computer. As the title says, its a show featuring two funny guys, and this other guy, Ross, who isn't really that funny. Their theme song is incredible.
My friend Megan makes songs and stuff. She can sing way better than I can. Go to her website, because she is awesome.
Ben Tettlebaum will take you out into the middle of the woods and teach you yoga. Don't be afraid... Ben's a nice guy. He won't hurt you. Much.
						A great source of news articles for those who like something else besides shark attacks and Paris Hilton. Published from Portland, Maine.
A really nice independently-owned bookstore in downtown Portland, Maine. And it's named after Henry Wadsworth Longfellow, so no, they don't have dirty books. Get your mind out of the gutter and buy yourself some honest to goodness literature.
						Wanna see what that dickhead Bill O'Reilly's been up to lately? Catch him and other liars with their pants on fire at this very well-organized and informative media watchdog website.
No, it's not a homepage for a fried chicken restaurant... nor is it a porno site, you dirty bastard. It's a rock and/or roll band from western Maine!
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